Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

That's the tenth person today who's called me a terrible bus driver.

I don't know where these people get off.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I painted a pair of boobs onto my new electric guitar just for a laugh.



Now I'm on the sexy Fenders register.

 

[Dave7]

I just saw a bloke going up hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, clovers and rabbits feet.
I thought well he's pushing his luck.

 

[Dave7]

Q. Why don't ant eaters ever get sick?
A. They are full of antibodies.

 

[postman]

I took up jogging today.Didn't mean to but the ice cream van did not stop.