Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was.
I had to take a complete guess but I was right

 

[Dave7]

The difference between the Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas is that the Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only hummus one.

 

[DRM]

The difference between the Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas is that the Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only hummus one.

Baduum Tish!!!

 

[craigwend]

Baduum Tish!!!

Tahini Dish...