Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I run for fifteen minutes every day; if I miss a day, I add fifteen minutes to the next day.

This has truly been a game changer for me.

Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for three months.

 

[rustybolts]

 

[Cavalol]

Arne Slot has promised to get Liverpool into the top 4 before Christmas.

Even if he has to write the song himself.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Arne Slot has promised to get Liverpool into the top 4 before Christmas.

Even if he has to write the song himself.

About the only way they will do it this year!!

 

[tyred]

 

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[Toshiba Boy]

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"It's an arm ache, nothing but an arm ache ...

 

[tyred]

 

[raleighnut]

"It's an arm ache, nothing but an arm ache ...

We used to sing a different word to 'arm' when that song was on the radio, it started with an 'A' too and was a body part.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

We used to sing a different word to 'arm' when that song was on the radio, it started with an 'A' too and was a body part.

Aorta?

 

[raleighnut]

Aorta?

No.

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

This Christmas I do not want any member of this forum to get caught drink driving

or worse still - to be in an "accident" caused by drink-driving

I know it can be difficult to fit things in so I have assembled an experiences team of people to help
The members of this team are experienced and ready and willing to help

All you need to do is give us a ring and we will drop everything and


drink for you so you can drive safely