Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

My half-brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws any more.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Not new but it still makes me smile every time.

 

[mistyoptic]

This Christmas I do not want any member of this forum to get caught drink driving

or worse still - to be in an "accident" caused by drink-driving

I know it can be difficult to fit things in so I have assembled an experiences team of people to help
The members of this team are experienced and ready and willing to help

All you need to do is give us a ring and we will drop everything and


drink for you so you can drive safely

Jolly noble of you. Much appreciated

 

[craigwend]

 

[rustybolts]