Any good jokes ... ?

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[LCpl Boiled Egg]

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Lineman: Excuse me, ma'am, I wanted to let you know that your power is fixed, but the phone lines are a mess. It's gonna take Ma Bell a couple of days to patch them up. Especially around the holidays.

Kate McCallister: [Without really listening] Okay, thanks.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0099785/quotes/?item=qt0470468

Sorry 😂

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[MichaelW2]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/MW712C1P78A?si=rUopB4CS9WS8uGdP

 

[PeteXXX]

Jokes about sugar are rare.
But jokes about brown sugar.. Demarara!

 

[Cavalol]

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At the whisk of sounding stupid, I don't get that one, sorry.

 

[chris-suffolk]

At the whisk of sounding stupid, I don't get that one, sorry.

Glad you're not the only one

 

[markemark]

I suspect the whisks are just a random item and that the rain dance. if done incorrectly, is a ‘something else’ dance.

Could be wrong.

 

[PeteXXX]

A whisk of wain, perchance? 🤔

 

[PeteXXX]

Or..... Is a wkisk called something else in U S of A that would make some sense?

 

[postman]

A "whisk" has little to do with actual rain, but the word connects through a musical instrument called a rainstick (or rainmaker), which creates rain-like sounds, and a modern term, "Wet Weather Whisk," referring to rain sounds on streaming services, both mimicking rain's gentle patter, similar to how a whisk mixes or whips things, just in a sound-effect way.
Rainsticks:

 

[tyred]

I suspect the whisks are just a random item and that the rain dance. if done incorrectly, is a ‘something else’ dance.

Could be wrong.

That was my understanding.

 

[DaveReading]

I suspect some of those replies may be a tad disingenuous.

But, just in case they aren't:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku2t4mtRl0M

 

[richardfm]

Q, Why do Marxists only drink green tea?
A, Because proper tea is theft.

 

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