Any good jokes ... ?

[Richard A Thackeray]

Saturday 18th

Also a purveyor of Fish…….

Pinderfields General Hospital
Wakefield

 

[PeteXXX]

Somebody told me that evaporated milk mixed with urine can bring people back from the dead.

But I don't believe in Wee-in-Carnation...

 

[Profpointy]

Saturday 18th

Also a purveyor of Fish…….

Pinderfields General Hospital
Wakefield

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I'm missing the joke here

 

[Dag Hammar]

I'm missing the joke here

It also took me a while to see the link between a van, the comment and humour.

I think the intended joke is the fact that at one time the lead singer with the group Marillion was known as Fish.

Stretching it a bit, there is distinctly different spelling on the van compared to the group.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

It also took me a while to see the link between a van, the comment and humour.

I think the intended joke is the fact that at one time the lead singer with the group Marillion was known as Fish.

Stretching it a bit, there is distinctly different spelling on the van compared to the group.

Sorry folks, but it did amuse me, as I went past
Especially as the driver was quite tall, wearing a leather jacket

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

 

[Cavalol]

Sorry folks, but it did amuse me, as I went past
Especially as the driver was quite tall, wearing a leather jacket

It's not Too Late To Say I'm Sorry

 

[Profpointy]

It also took me a while to see the link between a van, the comment and humour.

I think the intended joke is the fact that at one time the lead singer with the group Marillion was known as Fish.

Stretching it a bit, there is distinctly different spelling on the van compared to the group.

Would that be a popular beat combo ?

To paraphrase the high court judge asking about the Beatles

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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Nah, this is the reason

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Man walks into a bar

he is carrying a roll of tarmac

barman asks him what he wants

I'll have a pint and one for the road

 

[Dave7]

I am getting stronger as I get older.
I can now lift £100 worth of shopping with just one hand.

 

[Dave7]

Grandparents visit the family. Grandad is looking in the medicine cabinet and finds some viagra. He's read about them and asks his grandson if he can try one. The grandson tells him they are expensive at £8.00 each. Grandad says OK and promises to leave the money on the table.
Next morning the grandson sees £108 so says "Grandad, you misheard me, the viagra is £8".
Grandad says "i know that, the extra £100 is from your Grandma".

 

[matticus]

Would that be a popular beat combo ?

To paraphrase the high court judge asking about the Beatles

You see, THAT's how you tell a joke AND supply necessary background information. Good work.

 

[tyred]