Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I've just walked past the home of the first ever dental hygienist.
A plaque has been removed in her honour.

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[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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This shows the discrimination in society

When 3 little pigs chased off a wolf and told everyone the Pig Pub then they get listened to and it is all over the papers and books and is preserved for all time

But when the poor old wolf finds a key under the mat of a different house and tells everyone in the Wolf Pub then the Pig Friendly Media just ignore him
and it is forgotten except for the immediate friends of the poor old Wolf!!

 

[mistyoptic]

This shows the discrimination in society

When 3 little pigs chased off a wolf and told everyone the Pig Pub then they get listened to and it is all over the papers and books and is preserved for all time

But when the poor old wolf finds a key under the mat of a different house and tells everyone in the Wolf Pub then the Pig Friendly Media just ignore him
and it is forgotten except for the immediate friends of the poor old Wolf!!

Shouldn’t that be in NCAP? 😉

 

[Dave7]

A guy is playing golf at a very posh course and is lining up a shot by the the ladies red tees.
Just then Mr captain goes past in a buggy and shouts "will the man standing at the ladies red tees please move back to the men's white tees".
The guy retorts "will the man in the buggy please shut the f**k up while I take my 2nd shot".

 

[Punkawallah]

This shows the discrimination in society

When 3 little pigs chased off a wolf and told everyone the Pig Pub then they get listened to and it is all over the papers and books and is preserved for all time

But when the poor old wolf finds a key under the mat of a different house and tells everyone in the Wolf Pub then the Pig Friendly Media just ignore him
and it is forgotten except for the immediate friends of the poor old Wolf!!

“Wolf lives matter”

 

[Chromatic]

What do we want? CLICKBAIT!

When do we want it? The answer will shock you.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

I can't believe this.Three cliff walkers have fallen off Beachy Head.What are the odds of three people having the same name.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

Just checked my bank statement, can't believe what a rip off that is.

 

[PeteXXX]

If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no women hear him, is he still wrong?

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