Any good jokes ... ?

[Arjimlad]

Not flying on holiday this summer.

I was going through the airport security and they asked "Do you have any firearms?"

Apparently, "What do you need?" isn't the correct answer.

 

[Dave7]

A married couple have just had a bit of making love and she says "you know, you must be the worst lover in the world".
Husband says "oh yeah, and just how do you work that out after 15 seconds"?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A married couple have just had a bit of making love and she says "you know, you must be the worst lover in the world".
Husband says "oh yeah, and just how do you work that out after 15 seconds"?

He did well to refrain from commenting about her sample size for comparison!!!

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Your shadow exists only because light has travelled 90+ million miles to reach the earth but you have selfishly blocked its last few metres.

 

[Sharky]

Your shadow exists only because light has travelled 90+ million miles to reach the earth but you have selfishly blocked its last few metres.

Did you find that joke on the "Dark Web"?

 

[Punkawallah]

There was a man feeding the birds in the park for days. I did begin to wonder how long he’d been dead (Milton Jones).

 

[tyred]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Profpointy]

So technically, Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

When Moses returned to his people with the commandments from God he says "I've got good news and bad news. I've managed to negotiate it down to 10, but I'm afraid adultery is still in"

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I was asked to write 3 words that best describe me.

I wrote, Lazy.