Any good jokes ... ?
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Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
From the late, great, Ronnie Corbett:
"It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men: Laurel and Hardy."
"It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men: Laurel and Hardy."
simon the viking
Guru
Why are carrots called carrots......
Because oranges had already been named.....
Because oranges had already been named.....
RichardB
Slightly retro
- Location
- West Wales
[QUOTE 4226228, member: 76"]An American tourist was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. <snip>[/QUOTE]
I like this. Very wise - not really a joke at all.
I like this. Very wise - not really a joke at all.
machew
Veteran
The only reason we have the colour orange called orange and not yellow-red, is due to the fruit of the orange tree
After everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter
Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make
two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their
household, and the other line for those who were dominated by
their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines
of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives
was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were
heads of their household, there was only one man. God said to
the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves;
I created you to be the head of your household. You have been
disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you,
only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one
man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make
two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their
household, and the other line for those who were dominated by
their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines
of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives
was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were
heads of their household, there was only one man. God said to
the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves;
I created you to be the head of your household. You have been
disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you,
only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one
man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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RichardB
Slightly retro
- Location
- West Wales
That's weird, Keith. I mean, Sheila.
