Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

What if Bing is someone on minimum wage in an office just Googling and doing his best?

 

[GM]

This maths sequence can tell your all time favourite film, mine was The Green Mile. I'm not sure how it works , but it does!.....

Pick a number from 1 - 9
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together

3- Oliver
4- Star Wars
5- The Green Mile
6- Forrest Gump
7- Jaws
8- Grease
9- The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats & Leather clad Gay boys
10- Mary Poppins

 

[flake99please]

I told my boss I needed a pay rise. I said that 3 other companies were after me

Boss "which ones?"

I said "the electric, gas, & the water"

 

[User33236]

I don't mean to brag, but just completed my daughter's jigsaw in under 1 hour.

Said 5-6 yrs on the box.

 

[PK99]

I don't mean to brag, but just completed my daughter's jigsaw in under 1 hour.

Said 5-6 yrs on the box.

You are David Beckham and I claim my £5

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

"A tale of two cities" by Dickens was serialised in two local newspapers upon publication. It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.

 

[monkeytennis]

"A tale of two cities" by Dickens was serialised in two local newspapers upon publication. It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

 

[Cavalol]

Just before he passed away, we loosened the brakes on granddad's motobility scooter.


He went downhill fast after that.

 

[morrisman]

I like the Harry Potter books and films but I just feel the character Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[benb]

"Let's give him four fluids" would flow better IMO

 

[Electric_Andy]

I still don't get it?

 

[PaulSB]

I still don't get it?

Neither do I.

 

[arch684]

I V

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Intravenous - IV - 4