Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

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No shoot!!

 

[PaulB]

Hadron Collider.
Who's there?
Knock knock.

 

[morrisman]

Hey guys so I found this Fight Club last night and had a blast! I showed up a little late so I missed some of the rules but I highly recommend it!

 

[PaulB]

They get everywhere these two, don't they?

 

[Cavalol]

I think it's spelt
T I P E X
Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Cavalol]

I phoned the council and said can I have a skip outside my house? They said you can do cart wheels for all we care.

 

[Dayvo]

Maybe we should have a 'funny video' section, as this isn't really a joke: it did make me laugh, though, (fortunately the lad didn't seem to be hurt) but he just regains his composure in time as the server turns around to see what that noise was.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdlSFQsiyPc

 

[morrisman]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yanny
Laurel who?

 

[Cavalol]

I've just arrived in Australia to surprise my fiancée.

She's in London, and the wedding's tomorrow.

 

[morrisman]

He's making a list.
He's checking it twice.
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

 

[srw]

He's making a list.
He's checking it twice.
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

Since children have written him letters providing explicit consent he has a reasonable defence, as long as he provides for a right to be forgotten.

 

[Profpointy]

Since children have written him letters providing explicit consent he has a reasonable defence, as long as he provides for a right to be forgotten.

True that: You beat me to it

 

[Cavalol]

I met my wife at a singles bar.

It was a bit awkward to be honest, I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I need to go to the Doctor's because my body doesn't seem to know when to ejaculate and when to urinate. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

 

[Dayvo]

I need to go to the Doctor's because my body doesn't seem to know when to ejaculate and when to urinate. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Try the optician: he'll tell you not to speculate.