Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Sean Connery has finally found his niche.


She was in his back garden with his nephew.

 

[Salty seadog]

Hadron Collider.
Who's there?
Knock knock.

' To get to the other side '

Eh?

Why did the neutrino cross the road.... .

 

[Cavalol]

I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra, and halfway through the bloke on the triangle disappeared.

 

[morrisman]

I was at a bar one night when I heard the most amazing rendition of “Sweet Home Alabama” being played. I headed to the stage to find my local magistrate behind the guitar & on the mic. I was so impressed that I hired him to play my wedding, but he insisted on playing his original music which was terrible.

Just goes to show, never book a judge by his cover.

 

[Dayvo]

Being narcissistic was the best thing that ever happened to me: it made me look long and hard at myself in the mirror.

 

[Cavalol]

I did a few fashion shoots with Marillion in the ‘80s. It was very easy work... like shooting Fish in apparel.

 

[Cavalol]

The missus has been invited to a posh wedding in Narnia - she says she'll need a complete new wardrobe

 

[Cavalol]

Nobody puts baby in the korma

 

[Dayvo]

Mankind's weapon against AI.


View: https://www.facebook.com/AsapSCIENCE/videos/1284748421656185/?t=0

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Mankind's weapon against AI.


View: https://www.facebook.com/AsapSCIENCE/videos/1284748421656185/?t=0

I wonder if that would have worked against the Daleks?

Graham

 

[roadrash]

all you need to defeat the daleks is stairs

 

[Chris S]

all you need to defeat the daleks is stairs

That was actually in a Dr Who episode with Tom Baker.

 

[monkeytennis]

How many members of the NRA does it take to change a lightbulb?
MORE GUNS!

 

[Cavalol]

I'm in the loft drinking whiskey.

He said, dramatticly.

 

[Cavalol]

Don’t throw rubbish by my back door, she cried litteralley