Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Is the Isle of Dogs the Isle of Man’s best friend?

 

[betty swollocks]

A friend of mine's fiancé is going to bake their wedding cake.
She's an enthusiastic but not very experienced cake maker.

It's all going to end in tiers.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[roadrash]

^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

 

[morrisman]

^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

I'd tell you but it was left as a cliff hanger

 

[monkeytennis]

^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

I guess its a cliff hanger?

 

[Cavalol]

I've just driven through a village that had a sign "Speed Check Area" and other one flashing the number "30" at me.

Well something is wrong because both my speedo and satnav clearly said I was doing 95.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[monkeytennis]

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Not as good as this site though!

 

[Arjimlad]

Spicing up a shopping trip .. sorry if not allowed ?

 

[swee'pea99]

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Brings to mind something I read in the excellent 'This is going to hurt' - apparently NHS hospitals group together neonatal and gynaecology as a single discipline, known to junior doctors as brats and twats.

 

[Dave7]

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I don't get that. All I see are 12 photos of Wayne Rooney.........where are the photos of the potatoes?

 

[Dayvo]

I don't get that. All I see are 12 photos of Wayne Rooney.........where are the photos of the potatoes?

All I can see are 12 photos of potatoes: where are the pics. of Wayne Rooney?