Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Guy walks into the pub with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
Pint please barkeep, pointing to the slab and one for the road
Pint please barkeep, pointing to the slab and one for the road
<breathes sigh of relief it wasn't the bloody cyclepath/psychopath one>Guy walks into the pub with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
Pint please barkeep, pointing to the slab and one for the road
A man walks into a bar in Manchester with a roll of blue tarmac under his arm, blah, blah, blah, something about Londoners.<breathes sigh of relief it wasn't the bloody cyclepath/psychopath one>
Related to the above: sign in the window of an outdoor gear shop
"now is the discount of our winter tents"
The one in Warrington said "now is the winter of our discount tents".
I didnt get where I am today by ditheringI dithered over which order
Best ever, on the side of a van I used to see when I was growing up: "Patel double glazing - you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians."Related to the above: sign in the window of an outdoor gear shop
"now is the discount of our winter tents"