Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
So, for my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please...
A tractor has just driven past me and the driver shouted “The end is nigh”
I think it was Farmer Geddon.
Nice to read that joke again.
An armour chair??
Nicked off Vic and Bob
Customer to butcher. How do you prepare your turkeys for Christmas.
Butcher. We just tell them straight that they are going to be killed.
not really a joke but I 'found' this earlier and just had to post it somewhere,
Scientists in Japan have developed a camera with such a fast shutter speed that it can produce an image of a Scotsman with his wallet open.
I heard it was that quick it captured an Englishman with his mouth shut......
Can you believe I was thrown out of my church for claiming Jesus spoke with a lisp?
It was a real slap in the faith.
Not a joke as such, but very funny. Supposedly a real tweet too...
Stick with agony aunt.
ME: "I love this thread!"
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