Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    So, for my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.



    Drum roll please...
     
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  2. Freds Dad

    Freds Dad Über Member

    Location:
    Gawsworth.
    A tractor has just driven past me and the driver shouted “The end is nigh”

    I think it was Farmer Geddon.
     
  3. CarlP

    CarlP Guru

    Nice to read that joke again.
     
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  4. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

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    An armour chair??
     
  5. Beebo

    Beebo Firm and Fruity

    Location:
    Hexleybeef
    Nicked off Vic and Bob

    Customer to butcher. How do you prepare your turkeys for Christmas.

    Butcher. We just tell them straight that they are going to be killed.
     
  6. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

    Location:
    On 3 Wheels
  7. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Scientists in Japan have developed a camera with such a fast shutter speed that it can produce an image of a Scotsman with his wallet open.
     
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  8. Eddy

    Eddy Guru

    I heard it was that quick it captured an Englishman with his mouth shut......
     
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  9. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Can you believe I was thrown out of my church for claiming Jesus spoke with a lisp?

    It was a real slap in the faith.
     
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  10. Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    Not a joke as such, but very funny. Supposedly a real tweet too...

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  11. derrick

    derrick The Glue that binds us together.

    Stick with agony aunt.
     
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  12. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
  13. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guru

  14. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    ME: "I love this thread!"
    Fred: "What?"
     
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  15. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guru

    Say again?
     
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