Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

http://imgur.com/gallery/VwcMOZB

Not going to lie. I laughed at this far more than I should have.

 

[raleighnut]

But don't skinheads want bovver boots?

Nah they wear Doc Martens, that's why they think they need a prescription for em.

 

[HertzvanRental]

12 weeks to Pancake Day and ALREADY shops are stocking flour and eggs!

 

[Cavalol]

I have just lost my job as a carpenter after 25 years. Thanks for letting me join.

 

[roadrash]

Q..what do you call an elephant that doesn't matter

A..an irrelephant

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

My landscape gardener told me he couldn’t help. Apparently I have a portrait garden.

 

[Freds Dad]

I've just seen someone pickpocket a dwarf.

How low can some people stoop?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Just watching a film where a bloke pours meat juices all over a non-fiction book.

It’s baste on a true story.

 

[Threevok]

My kids are showing me how to text-speak

but u cant teach a ol dog nu trix

 

[benb]

I must say, this instruction booklet for the super glue I bought, is a really good read.

I haven't been able to put it down.

I recently read a book about an organ-player's assistant.
It was a real page-turner.

 

[Cavalol]

It's all very well Bros sending their debt collectors round, but I owe them nothing. Nothing at all.

 

[roadrash]

It's all very well Bros sending their debt collectors round, but I owe them nothing. Nothing at all.

You should’ve asked when will you be famous

 

[Cavalol]

You should’ve asked when will you be famous

That'll put a cat among the pigeons.

 

[roadrash]

Then it wouldn’t be a silent night