Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    Nah they wear Doc Martens, that's why they think they need a prescription for em.
     
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  2. HertzvanRental

    HertzvanRental Veteran

    12 weeks to Pancake Day and ALREADY shops are stocking flour and eggs!
     
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  3. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    I have just lost my job as a carpenter after 25 years. Thanks for letting me join.
     
  4. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    Q..what do you call an elephant that doesn't matter

    A..an irrelephant
     
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  5. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

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    Over the Hill
    My landscape gardener told me he couldn’t help. Apparently I have a portrait garden.
     
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  6. Freds Dad

    Freds Dad Veteran

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    Gawsworth.
    I've just seen someone pickpocket a dwarf.

    How low can some people stoop?
     
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  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    oSLo
  8. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    Just watching a film where a bloke pours meat juices all over a non-fiction book.

    It’s baste on a true story.
     
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  9. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    My kids are showing me how to text-speak

    but u cant teach a ol dog nu trix
     
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  10. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Epsom
    I recently read a book about an organ-player's assistant.
    It was a real page-turner.
     
  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    It's all very well Bros sending their debt collectors round, but I owe them nothing. Nothing at all.
     
  12. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    You should’ve asked when will you be famous
     
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  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    That'll put a cat among the pigeons.
     
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  14. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    Then it wouldn’t be a silent night
     
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  15. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    It would if I dropped the boy.
     
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