Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
Nah they wear Doc Martens, that's why they think they need a prescription for em.
12 weeks to Pancake Day and ALREADY shops are stocking flour and eggs!
I have just lost my job as a carpenter after 25 years. Thanks for letting me join.
Q..what do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
My landscape gardener told me he couldn’t help. Apparently I have a portrait garden.
I've just seen someone pickpocket a dwarf.
How low can some people stoop?
Just watching a film where a bloke pours meat juices all over a non-fiction book.
It’s baste on a true story.
My kids are showing me how to text-speak
but u cant teach a ol dog nu trix
I recently read a book about an organ-player's assistant.
It was a real page-turner.
It's all very well Bros sending their debt collectors round, but I owe them nothing. Nothing at all.
You should’ve asked when will you be famous
That'll put a cat among the pigeons.
Then it wouldn’t be a silent night
It would if I dropped the boy.
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