Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Only if you take me on your Welsh motorbike, the Rhondda 500.
     
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  2. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    On 3 Wheels
    I thought he had a Suzuki Hayaboyo
     
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  3. Oldbloke

    Oldbloke Guru

    Location:
    Mayenne, France
    Thought it was a Harlech-Davidson
     
  4. siadwell

    siadwell Veteran

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    Surrey
    Sure, just jump on the bach.
     
  5. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

    Location:
    Epsom
    Is there a rear handel?
     
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  6. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    He has put his Chopin bag there.
     
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  7. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Epsom
    Why didn't he use a pannier? Hasn't the bike got a rear Rachmaninov?
     
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  8. Leaway2

    Leaway2 Guru

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    Manchester (Sale)
    Perhaps, overloaded, causing it to Liszt.
     
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  9. Threevok

    Threevok Carpe Rotam

    Location:
    South Wales
    Other puns available in this series include:

    Trike-ovsky
    Rim-ski Korsakov
    Pedal Chesnokov
    Vladimir Reba-Kov
    Wolfrace Amadeus
    Lugnut van Beethoven
    Claudbutler DeBussy
    Tour De Franz Schubert
     
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  10. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    Getting Straussed here what with all this composer stuff. I can't Handel it.
     
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  11. Kempstonian

    Kempstonian Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Bedford
    With jokes like these, half of you should be Haydn your faces!
     
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  12. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    Do you need some new boots? Go to the Schumann!
     
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  13. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Sandwich time? - go to Grieg's
     
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  14. CarlP

    CarlP Guru

    Class!cle
     
  15. RealLeeHimself

    RealLeeHimself Just keep peddling, just keep peddling...

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