Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    That's where my bros knowledge ends...…….thank god
     
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  2. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    Get to the back of the boat, the captain said sternly.
     
  3. Freds Dad

    Freds Dad Veteran

    Location:
    Gawsworth.
    The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup.

    I said “Well I’m pretty good but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet”
     
  4. srw

    srw It's a bit more complicated than that...

    Did you pull out all the stops when you got to the last page?
     
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  5. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  6. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

    Location:
    Epsom
    Maybe they could be penne pals
     
  7. Oldbloke

    Oldbloke Guru

    Location:
    Mayenne, France
    and send each other picis?
     
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  8. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  9. ozboz

    ozboz Über Member

    Location:
    Richmond ,Surrey
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  10. Threevok

    Threevok Four Sprung Pork Technik

    Location:
    South Wales
    Worried about my fitness, I've just bought a pair of trainers with memory foam

    Mainly because I've got so fat- I can't remember what my feet look like
     
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  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    Can’t work my wife out, first it ‘Yes, fine, have a tattoo’ and the next she’s moaning about the bagpipers in the garden.
     
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  12. Threevok

    Threevok Four Sprung Pork Technik

    Location:
    South Wales
    My attempts to gain Royal approval for my cat, have once again failed

    It never reigns but it paws
     
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  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    We aren’t going to see better than that, hat truly doffed.
     
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  14. Chris S

    Chris S Veteran

    Location:
    Birmingham
    Why did the one-armed monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because somebody waved at him.
     
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  15. Threevok

    Threevok Four Sprung Pork Technik

    Location:
    South Wales
    I went to my tailor for some new shirts

    The assistant said "Can I show you something in Paisley?"

    I replied : "Why ? Don't you have any in this store ?"
     
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