Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
  2. Chris S

    Chris S Veteran

    It reminds me of when I was a child and my grandmother rather proudly told her neighbours how I wanted to be a vicar when I grew-up. Then I added, "... so I've only got to work on Sundays."
  3. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    If Father Christmas had a nationality would it be North Polish?
  4. Seevio

    Seevio Senior Member

    South Glos
    Did you have a coat you wanted to collect?
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  5. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    It's the red one with the furry collar.
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  6. Chris S

    Chris S Veteran

    I hope not, he might not get in after Brexit
  7. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    The germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security - at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.
  8. Threevok

    Threevok Junior Member (Trainee)

    South Wales
    Wurst Joke ever
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  9. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

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  10. Profpointy

    Profpointy Guru

    Nah, that's Saturn's moon Tethys not Pluto
  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran


    I really want to see Bohemian Rhapsody.
    But I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family...
  12. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Will you let me go?
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  13. siadwell

    siadwell Veteran

    If you'd let me, I'd like to buy you a ticket. Not that I'm wealthy, you understand, but I'm easy come, easy go.
  14. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

  15. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    Why do auctioneers say "Going once... Going twice..."?
    More-bid curiosity.
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