If we are doing what do you call a Man/Woman etc jokes.... here's the most surreal one you will read.... EVER
What do call a man who has a bird of prey trained to sit on his right shoulder and a different species of the same on the left shoulder and vacuums up with lights switched off whilst listening to early 80's experimental electro-pop.....
Don't normally do spoilers.... but I thought I'd let you try to work it out before you read the punchline
Hawk Kestrel Man Hoovers in The Dark