Chris S
Guru
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- Birmingham
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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Threevok
President of the Not From Brazil party
- Location
- South Wales
Remove the "on her", it makes more sense.
TissoT
Veteran
- Location
- The Home of British cycling
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said "Nelson".
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the Road Again."
The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
One day, at a traffic light, the light turned green, and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved, and narrowly missed a head-on collision.
"A***HOLE", she shouted.
And, from the radio..."Ladies and gentlemen, Lance Armstrong"
"Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said "Nelson".
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the Road Again."
The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
One day, at a traffic light, the light turned green, and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved, and narrowly missed a head-on collision.
"A***HOLE", she shouted.
And, from the radio..."Ladies and gentlemen, Lance Armstrong"
LeetleGreyCells
Cycliste en formation
- Location
- Whitehaven Mansions
simon the viking
Veteran
If we are doing what do you call a Man/Woman etc jokes.... here's the most surreal one you will read.... EVER
What do call a man who has a bird of prey trained to sit on his right shoulder and a different species of the same on the left shoulder and vacuums up with lights switched off whilst listening to early 80's experimental electro-pop.....
Don't normally do spoilers.... but I thought I'd let you try to work it out before you read the punchline
What do call a man who has a bird of prey trained to sit on his right shoulder and a different species of the same on the left shoulder and vacuums up with lights switched off whilst listening to early 80's experimental electro-pop.....
Don't normally do spoilers.... but I thought I'd let you try to work it out before you read the punchline
Hawk Kestrel Man Hoovers in The Dark
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Threevok
President of the Not From Brazil party
- Location
- South Wales
OP
cisamcgu
Guru
- Location
- Merseyside-ish
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