Any good jokes ... ?

It reminds me of when I was a child and my grandmother rather proudly told her neighbours how I wanted to be a vicar when I grew-up. Then I added, "... so I've only got to work on Sundays."

 

If Father Christmas had a nationality would it be North Polish?

 

Did you have a coat you wanted to collect?

 

I hope not, he might not get in after Brexit

 

The germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security - at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.

 

Wurst Joke ever

 

Nah, that's Saturn's moon Tethys not Pluto

 

I really want to see Bohemian Rhapsody.
But I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family...

 

Will you let me go?

 

If you'd let me, I'd like to buy you a ticket. Not that I'm wealthy, you understand, but I'm easy come, easy go.

 

Why do auctioneers say "Going once... Going twice..."?
More-bid curiosity.