Any good jokes ... ?
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simon the viking
Guru
I've Shamelessy knicked this for facebook....
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Ha - me too!
Freds Dad
Veteran
- Location
- Gawsworth.
I hate Russian dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.
They’re so full of themselves.
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
A few 'shorts':
NORWICH CITY F.C. have had to turn down a lucrative shirt sponsorship deal from a pet food company. The contract would have been worth a lot of money but the manager decided that having his players running around wearing shirts saying 'Winalot' would be taking the piss.
I'll tell you what I really hate about my new Thai bride. She keeps leaving the toilet seat up
Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will. I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now
I got a new job with the Samaritans last week. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it!
If I was a plastic surgeon... I would definitely put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
When my wife suggested we try playing doctors and nurses. I was really hoping for something sexier than being left in a corridor for two days!
I said to my wife over breakfast "Were you faking it last night?" She said "No, I really was asleep!"
After my prostate examination the doctor left, then the nurse came in & whispered three words that no man wants to hear..."Who was that?"
NORWICH CITY F.C. have had to turn down a lucrative shirt sponsorship deal from a pet food company. The contract would have been worth a lot of money but the manager decided that having his players running around wearing shirts saying 'Winalot' would be taking the piss.
I'll tell you what I really hate about my new Thai bride. She keeps leaving the toilet seat up
Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will. I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now
I got a new job with the Samaritans last week. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it!
If I was a plastic surgeon... I would definitely put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
When my wife suggested we try playing doctors and nurses. I was really hoping for something sexier than being left in a corridor for two days!
I said to my wife over breakfast "Were you faking it last night?" She said "No, I really was asleep!"
After my prostate examination the doctor left, then the nurse came in & whispered three words that no man wants to hear..."Who was that?"
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User6179
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Went to the cash machine there, was one guy in front of me standing on one leg, a said wit ye doing, he said just checking ma balance...…...
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