Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I'm going to the reverse origami championships tomorrow. Can't wait to see how it unfolds.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

For fans of Lord of the Rings:

How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?

He tried to destroy the ring!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hobbit.
Hobbit who?
Hobbit letting me in?

Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?

Because it was hobbit-forming!

How many 50 pences does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None -- it only takes Tolkiens!

What is Gollum's favorite bird?

A Smea-gull!

What do the hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ale?

The White Whizzer!

What did Pippen do when he got drunk?

He began to feel Merry!

Why was it so hard to storm Sauron's lair?

Because no matter how many you opened, there were always Mor dor!

What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?

"That’s ENT-ertainment!"

 

[Cavalol]

My wife loves Beta vulgaris var. cicla. Whenever we have it for dinner, she usually eats the lot. All I get are the Chard remains.

 

[Oldfentiger]

Why did the scarecrow get promotion?

Because he’s been out standing in his field.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Andy_R]

For fans of Lord of the Rings:

How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?

He tried to destroy the ring!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hobbit.
Hobbit who?
Hobbit letting me in?

Tesco built a new store, overnight, without planning permission, next to Frodo's hobbit hole.

Unexpected item in the Baggins area....

 

[subaqua]

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Bet the skin between his thumb n first finger was sore as hell

 

[guitarpete247]

Seen outside JB Sports Wheatley Hall Rd. Doncaster.
The jokes on the fool who buys from them.

 

[Cavalol]

My neighbour likes to visit a dominatrix.

He's strapped for cash.

 

[Cavalol]

Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is.

 

[screenman]

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I stole this from another page and thought it was funny... Merry Christmas..

 

[Chris S]

Where do you buy pre-owned cheese?
brie-bay

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Where do you buy pre-owned cheese?
brie-bay

That stinks!

 

[Arjimlad]

Where do you buy pre-owned cheese?
brie-bay

Rind-r ?

 

[Chris S]

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Reida Nichols
Irene Dennen
Rachel Brantley
Jivenia Porter
Renee Simpkins
Andrea Bogle
Vicky Cumming
Marica Dickert
Elmira Chouinard
Danielle Grimes
Deonna Foerster
Lorean Rothschild
Nola Dick
Lucille Delariva
Nolan Wohlers
Shoshana Kozak
Bari Strous
Donna Houser
Leonarda Otero
Kaleigh Didonna
Lyndon Lanclos
Renata Schillaci
Lisa Arrigo
Charlotte Calvin
Yelena Dunnam
Ronna Lawhead
Quinn Sines
Jeanmarie Cabaniss
Keena Prado
Hanhah Hoover
Noemi Repp
Ronna Lawhead
Quinn Sines
Jeanmarie Cabaniss
Keena Prado
Hanhah Hoover
Noemi Repp
Eliz Timbers
Melina Avallone
Virginia Mccomb
Kory Demery
Amberly Toole
Lanell Slaton
Murray Casperson
Leonardo Barrio
Vashti Magnes
Kathryne Philips
Mahalia Smallwood
Eileen Machin
Lillie Mull
Tanika Morris
Seema Keough
Reatha Poche
Gwenn Seip
Kendra Pertilla
Reida Nichols
Irene Dennen
Rachel Brantley
Jivenia Porter
Renee Simpkins
Andrea Bogle
Deez Nutz
Vicky Cumming
Marica Dickert
Clancy Parsons

If you went through this entire list looking for your name, I do apologize for completely wasting your time.
I have no clue who these people are.
I stole this from another page and thought it was funny... Merry Christmas..

I knew it was a hoax after the first few names - there were too many women for it to be this forum.