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What's your favorite drink to have during Christmas time? Mine is the Little Drummer Boy.
It's 1 part rum, 3 parts pum.
 

Chris S

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Birmingham
What's your favorite drink to have during Christmas time? Mine is the Little Drummer Boy.
It's 1 part rum, 3 parts pum.
Reminds me of a video of Bing Crosby and David Bowie dueting on 'The Little Drummer Boy'. Bing Crosby just sat there staring into the camera looking bemused.
 

betty swollocks

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Levo-Lon

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Bumped in to an old school mate yesterday.
He was dressed so smart and had a lovely car.

Hello mate you look like a million dollars.
Thanks he said.
What you been doing with yourself,looks like you' ve been hard at it to get this fab car.

My house is massive too he said.
Well you have done well ,I thought you worked at the car factory.

I did but got made redundant a few yrs ago.
Decided to go on my own
Bought an old shed ,painted it and put new felt on and doubled my money.
Kept buying and selling old sheds
Got loads of business.

Then my grandfather died and left me 10 million...I thought Fook the sheds!!
 
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srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
What's that, then? Geezer in a freezer?
Caesar, I think.
 
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