Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

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Spent ages looking at that.

Thought it was a spot the diffrence thingy.

 

[Cavalol]

Our son was conceived in Stratford Upon-Avon, now we can't decide what to call him.


Toby or not Toby?

 

[Cavalol]

Just read Michael Caine's playlist of his favourite bands. He's only gone and left the bloody Doors off!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[colly]

Just read Michael Caine's playlist of his favourite bands. He's only gone and left the bloody Doors off!

I know a similar joke with the punchline 'You were only supposed to blow bloody
The Doors off. The lead up to the punchline would get me drummed out though.

 

[Chris S]

I know a similar joke with the punchline 'You were only supposed to blow bloody
The Doors off. The lead up to the punchline would get me drummed out though.

The one about a groupie at a rock festival would get deleted straight away.

 

[PaulB]

It tastes like prawn. That wouldn't pass the cenc...cens....mod, would it?

 

[Markymark]

Which operating system should you use during advent?

Windows 24

 

[Cavalol]

Do I know any guillotine jokes? Not off the top of my head.

 

[morrisman]

The worst thing about chocolate body paint is the bellybutton Lindt.

 

[Cavalol]

Ever since I made the stuffing yesterday, it’s been surrounding my city and has cut off all my supplies. Shouldn’t have gone for the siege and onion.

 

[morrisman]

Unfortunately we didn’t pluck our Christmas goose properly and now every time I go to the toilet I’m feeling down in the dumps.

 

[Cavalol]

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We won't see better than that for a long while.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]