Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Drunk three bottles of holy communion wine last night.


Got an Almighty hangover this morning.

 

[PaulB]

I'm not sure I believe all these scare stories about genetically modified food. I had a leg of salmon last night and I feel fine.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Einstein developed a theory about space.

It was about time, too.

 

[colly]

My wife tripped up and dropped a basket full of clothes she had just ironed fall all over the place.

I just sat there and watched it all unfold.

 

[Lullabelle]

Me: at school today I won tne Leslie Nielson Award
Dad: what's that?
Me: a big building with lots of kids

 

[morrisman]

Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks?
I guess we'll know when the time comes.

 

[Archie_tect]

Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks?
I guess we'll know when the time comes.

That'll be when the cuck...oos

 

[Chris S]

What's white and slips around the dance floor?
Come Dancing.

 

[colly]

What's white and slips around the dance floor?
Come Dancing.

I first heard that joke when I was about 14.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

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[betty swollocks]

 

[Chris S]

I first heard that joke when I was about 14.

Me too - but I didn't understand it then. And the one about two nuns having a bath.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]