Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

George Bush
George Burns
George Jones
George Benson
George C. Scott
George Reeves
George Wallace
George Hallis
George Washington
George Washington Carver
George Jefferson
George Jetson
George Peppard
George Harrison
Boy George
by George
George Of The Jungle
George Strait
Chris George
Linda Day George
George Patton
Phyllis George
George Custer
George Mcclellan
George Foster
George Martin
George Thorogood
George Carlin
George Hamilton
George Raft
George Jessel
Talulah Gorge
Susan George
Curious George
Georgie Porgie
George Clinton
George Segal
George McGovern
Jeff George
George Lindsey
George Sanford Brown
George Lucas
George McCrea
George Schultz
George Miken
Gorgeous George
Gorgeous George Junior
George Orwell
George Wendt
George Gobel
George Michael
George Foreman
Georgetown
George Naismith
George Will
George Montgomery
George Steinbrenner
Georgie Fame
George from Mice And Men
George Allen
George Rogers
George Gipp "The Gipper"
George Gershwin
George Gervin
George Zaharias
George Kennedy
George Brett
George Mitchell
George Stephanopoulos
Chief Dan George
George Blanda
George Plimpton
George McGinnis
George Rogers Clark
George Bernard Shaw
George Siefert
Eddie George
George "The Animal" Steele
George Dickel.

One of those days today. Georges on my mind.

*Edited

 

[Cavalol]

Last night I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish, whilst I went to the pub.

She said she always wanted a night in, shining armour.

 

[srw]

George's on my mind

Clearly he's not, because you can't decide which one.

Now, if you'd said Georges [plural] on my mind there'd have been a half-decent joke to be had.

 

[Archie_tect]

Wakefield council salt spreader drivers are always very careful in the winter, said a local resident through gritted teeth.

 

[Arjimlad]

I've made a resolution to give up chocolate, marshmallow and biscuits.. I expect it's going to be a very rocky road ahead.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.........

 

[Cavalol]

My partner reckons that Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics is the greatest lyricist ever.

Who am I to disagree?

 

[Cavalol]

Screwfix: purveyor of trade tools, accessories and hardware products.


Or somewhere prisoner officers go to be mended?

 

[EltonFrog]

Screwfix: purveyor of trade tools, accessories and hardware products.


Or somewhere prisoner officers go to be mended?

Screwfix? I thought it was a sex shop. And Tool Station.

 

[Cavalol]

Since drawing a watch on my wrist with a ballpoint pen I've been living on biroed time.

 

[EltonFrog]

Since drawing a watch on my wrist with a ballpoint pen I've been living on biroed time.

I had an inkling that joke was going to clock in .

 

[Cavalol]

Our "Relate" councillor said my wife and I needed to talk about the 'elephant in the room'.

'See, said my missus, even she thinks you're fat'

 

[Cavalol]

Women can do a much better Black Country accent than men. That’s because the female of the species is more Dudley than the male.

 

[benb]

Since drawing a watch on my wrist with a ballpoint pen I've been living on biroed time.

I'll have to give you a big hand for that.

 

[betty swollocks]