Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Next door had a Viagra party last night - I had to go round there three times and ask them to keep it down.

 

[EltonFrog]

Next door had a Viagra party last night - I had to go round there three times and ask them to keep it down.

That must’ve been hard.

 

[swee'pea99]

Next door had a Viagra party last night - I had to go round there three times and ask them to keep it down.

Did you feel a bit of a dick?

 

[subaqua]

Screwfix: purveyor of trade tools, accessories and hardware products.


Or somewhere prisoner officers go to be mended?

Well it’s not a dating agency ....

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Oi, Ghandi, never mind all that passivity, feed your cat man.

 

[Salty seadog]

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A little help....

 

[Cavalol]

Missing: Black and white cat very very intelligent .
Tiddles, if you're reading this, please come home.

 

[Profpointy]

Missing: Black and white cat very very intelligent .
Tiddles, if you're reading this, please come home.

Is this him?

 

[Ajay]

Oi, Ghandi, never mind all that passivity, feed your cat man.

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Err, I think that poor puss belonged to Ramsay Macdonald

 

[Salty seadog]

Teacher: Johnny, if you had £5.00 and you asked your dad for £3.00 more, how many pounds would you have?

Little Johnny: I would have five pounds…

Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic, Johnny…

Little Johnny: You don’t know my dad, Miss.

 

[Salty seadog]

It's reported that someone is stabbed every two days in the UK.

Poor bastard.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

[Dayvo]

From Facebook:

(now he can finally build his wall)

 

[PaulB]

Sadly, The days of people using proper English are went.

 

[The Bystander]

Sadly, The days of people using proper English are went.

For pity's sake, that's HAVE went! The days of people using proper English have went.