Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Let's just say I find correcting factual errors in other people's jokes or answering joke questions seriously amusing. A joke itself if you like.
     
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  2. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    Cheshire
    I think all three of him should be there.
     
  3. Nibor

    Nibor Über Member

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    Accrington
    Roses are red
    Chocolates are brown
    You're getting neither
    So calm the feck down.
     
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  4. Roses are red
    my name is dave.
    This makes no sense.
    Microwave.
     
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  5. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    That is so bad I had to give it a like.....just don't do it again
     
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  6. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    That made laugh out loud, the funniest thing I’ve read on this thread for months.
     
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  7. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Roses are red
    But not always
    Some are yellow
    And others are white
    Just like my brother's kite
     
  8. I'd never trust someone that sent me such a blatant lie. Violet's aren't blue, the clue's in the name.

    *pedant alert* It's actually a typo, it should say something like "and violet's blew"
     
  9. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Well I supose that makes those posts off topic which is against the rulz.......I'm telling on you to the mods.....:tongue:
     
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  10. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    Roses are available in a huge spectrum of colours

    Violets are available in a limited range of colours by comparison

    Nature is diverse and tends to defy simple classification which irritates those that insist on binary codification

    I don't know you well enough to say I love you
     
  11. subaqua

    subaqua What’s the point

    Location:
    Leytonstone
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    June’s are green
    Chloe’s are white
    I am the knicker nicker....
     
  12. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Chester
  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Chester
    Valentine's Day and Arsenal can't even master Bate.
     
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  14. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    Not exactly iambic pentameter that, is it?
     
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  15. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

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    Colne
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