Any good jokes ... ?

Let's just say I find correcting factual errors in other people's jokes or answering joke questions seriously amusing. A joke itself if you like.

 

I think all three of him should be there.

 

Roses are red
Chocolates are brown
You're getting neither
So calm the feck down.

 

Roses are red
my name is dave.
This makes no sense.
Microwave.

 

That is so bad I had to give it a like.....just don't do it again

 

That made laugh out loud, the funniest thing I’ve read on this thread for months.

 

Roses are red
But not always
Some are yellow
And others are white
Just like my brother's kite

 

I'd never trust someone that sent me such a blatant lie. Violet's aren't blue, the clue's in the name.

*pedant alert* It's actually a typo, it should say something like "and violet's blew"

 

Well I supose that makes those posts off topic which is against the rulz.......I'm telling on you to the mods.....

 

Roses are available in a huge spectrum of colours

Violets are available in a limited range of colours by comparison

Nature is diverse and tends to defy simple classification which irritates those that insist on binary codification

I don't know you well enough to say I love you

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
June’s are green
Chloe’s are white
I am the knicker nicker....

 

Valentine's Day and Arsenal can't even master Bate.

 

Not exactly iambic pentameter that, is it?