Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well we're not actually sure if we are going to change it
We certainly said "It wouldn't be brighter than the old one"
Customer : "Are those currant buns?"
Baker: "No, they've been super-seeded"
During my check up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I, but my thermometer just broke."
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
A man with no arms just cycled past me.
I don't know his name, but his face rang a bell.
Hope this is OK.
And we thought 'Ronnie' was bad.
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I keep my protein powder separate from my fabric conditioner - it's whey outside my Comfort zone
We had an argument last night when I kicked some dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But we got over it, it's all water under the fridge.
One has to be of a certain age to get that.
Separate names with a comma.