Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. CarlP

    CarlP Boing!

    A bloke tried to sell me some haddock, plaice and prawns cheap out the back of a van....I thought, that’s fishy.
     
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  2. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guru

    I'm taking the Manic Street Preachers around rural England. If they tolerate Diss, then the Chilterns will be next.
     
  3. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
  4. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    This is a bit of an earworm at the moment. I know it's an oldie but let me get it off my chest for sanity's sake:wacko:

    There's an illegal hole in the road.
    Police are looking in to it.
     
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  5. AndyRM

    AndyRM XOXO

    Location:
    Whitley Bay
  6. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    "Get well soon... from the nurse you gave the parking ticket to last week. I'll be round to remove the tape later."
     
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  7. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    I've been having trouble with diarrhoea, and it's unbearable. The doctor said bananas would help, but as soon as I take one out, it starts again.
     
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  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  9. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    What's another word for thesaurus.....?
     
  10. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    When I was young, there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew why.
     
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  11. CarlP

    CarlP Boing!

    How does Teflon stick to pans?
     
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  12. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    I'd always been proud of my British heritage, until I discovered my grandfather was from Transylvania. I can't even look in the mirror now.
     
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  13. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

    Location:
    Epsom
    After sandblasting the metal pan to create an uneven surface, the first layers of teflon get mechanically bonded to the pan, rather than chemically. Rather similar to velcro or ice in an ice tray, but at a very small scale.
     
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  14. CarlP

    CarlP Boing!

    Well! That's a load off my mind.
     
  15. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    I don't get it, it's the punchline missing?
     
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