Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Domus

    Domus Über Member

    Location:
    Sunny Radcliffe
    There was a young man from Peru
    Whose limericks stopped at line two.
     
  2. Nibor

    Nibor Über Member

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    Accrington
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  3. Maverick Goose

    Maverick Goose A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place

    How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Well we're not actually sure if we are going to change it
     
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  4. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    On 3 Wheels
    We certainly said "It wouldn't be brighter than the old one"
     
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  5. Threevok

    Threevok Four Sprung Pork Technik

    Location:
    South Wales
    Customer : "Are those currant buns?"

    Baker: "No, they've been super-seeded"
     
  6. During my check up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

    He replied, "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

    He replied, "Neither do I, but my thermometer just broke."
     
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  7. Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
     
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  8. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    A man with no arms just cycled past me.



    I don't know his name, but his face rang a bell.
     
  9. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    oSLo
    Hope this is OK.

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  10. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    On 3 Wheels
    And we thought 'Ronnie' was bad.
     
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  11. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    On 3 Wheels
  12. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Th irst rule f orman Collier lub s...
     
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  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    I keep my protein powder separate from my fabric conditioner - it's whey outside my Comfort zone
     
  14. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    We had an argument last night when I kicked some dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But we got over it, it's all water under the fridge.
     
  15. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

    Location:
    Cheshire
    One has to be of a certain age to get that.
     
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