Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Oh, definitely. Obviously not me, I asked my grandad to explain it ^_^
     
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  2. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  3. AndyRM

    AndyRM XOXO

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  4. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Yoko Ono has a brother called Fifty Pounds.
     
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  5. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

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    I was on Mastermind last night and for my specialist subject, I chose the Beatles but didn't get one question right. I should have known better.
     
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  6. Leaway2

    Leaway2 Guru

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    I did the same with my Jim Diamond questions.
     
  7. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    Must’ve been a hard days night.
     
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  8. ABikeCam

    ABikeCam Throwing Frazzles at a badger

    I would apologise for the poor performance on my specialist subject, Elton John, but sorry seems to be the hardest word.
     
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  9. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    You’re still standing though.
     
  10. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    Barely, he's like a candle in the wind.
     
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  11. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    its just a "sacrifice" he will have to make, you could say "that's why they call it the blues"
     
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  12. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Saw a chap today who had 5 penises.

    On the plus side, his trousers fitted like a glove.
     
  13. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    You obviously needed Help.
     
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  14. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    The chip shop I go to still wrap up meals in newspaper. Yesterday I got a plaice in the Sun.
     
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  15. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

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    Sue them under the trades description act. They promised a newspaper and didn't use one.
     
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