Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
Don’t pull on that thread in this thread as 80% of the ‘jokes’ would disappear.
Apparently you can't use 'beefstew' as a password..
It's not stroganoff.
There are jokes in this thread, they are well hidden
Mrs V tried to get me to test her new treadmill out
I ran a mile !!!
I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
Oh that’s very good.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
If he’s the one who’s just been released from prison, he’d be a Czech one too free.
Two rednecks charter a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we are?"
Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
"Join Starfleet", they said. "See the galaxy, meet interesting aliens..."
Please Please Please let that be a real studio hand and not photo shopped.
Later that day he wanted to go fishing, and was successful, so he cooked them for supper.
Czech one too free for five, seeks Severn, ate nine tench.
The shadows look right to me
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar.
Followed by Batman
Took me a while
Separate names with a comma.