Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    Please dont tell anyone else but I dont get it.
     
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  2. CarlP

    CarlP Boing!

    I had to google it.
     
  3. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    Cheshire
    I guess its to do with the du du du etc but I dont know sodium atoms.
    Am I close?
     
  4. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

    Location:
    Cheshire
    My German friend had a large lump of meat in the boot of his car so I asked him why?
    He said.... "zat is my spare veal".
     
  5. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    Cheshire
    Ahh.....I was close then
     
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  6. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

  7. Kempstonian

    Kempstonian Senior Member

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    Bedford
    So did I... then I laughed!

    You know what they say... "He who laughs last is a bit slow"!
     
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  8. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

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    Never take a spoonerism to a Fife knight.
     
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  9. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Resistance is futile! Moderator

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    Stevenage
    Hank Marvin has let himself go a bit.
     
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  10. Why do Scuba divers fall backwards when they go in to the water.....

    If they fell forwards they'd stay in the boat...
     
  11. further

    further Über Member

    Was on the tv last night somewhere
     
  12. Threevok

    Threevok Junior Member (Trainee)

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    South Wales
    You must have a massive TV - to get lost on the top of it
     
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  13. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

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    Over the Hill
    Seaweed is good for you. If you are ever in trouble, sea kelp.
     
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  14. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

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    Over the Hill
    Roman numerals going out of fashion? Not on my watch!
     
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