Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Chris S

    Chris S Veteran

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    Shouldn't that be 3 penises?
     
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  2. Isn’t that the actual name of the BeeGees?
     
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  3. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    I spent New Years Eve knocking back whiskey and lemonades like there was no tomorrow. It was the worst hangover I've ever had, I really thought I was going to die.

    I don't think I'll be able to face any lemonade ever again.
     
  4. guitarpete247

    guitarpete247 Just about surviving

    Location:
    Leicestershire
    Isn't the plural "Peni"?
     
  5. guitarpete247

    guitarpete247 Just about surviving

    Location:
    Leicestershire
    Teeny Weeny Peni too.
     
  6. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

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    Colne
    My wife reckons I've got an obsession with Sinead O'Connor so I went to the doctors. Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?
     
  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    oSLo
  8. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

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    Midlands UK
  9. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    When I first realised I'd got tickets to see a female Tommy Cooper/Monkees tribute act, I was sceptical.

    But then I saw her fez.
     
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  10. PK99

    PK99 Guru

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    SW19
    Two bees? Or not two bees? That is the question.
     
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  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Chester
    I didn't believe that Peter Tork was dead. Then I saw the news, now I'm a bereaver
     
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  12. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Chester
    The wife says she's leaving me because I've put CCTV all round the house.

    I can see where she's coming from.
     
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  13. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    A man who took Ryanair to court over his lost luggage has lost his case.
     
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  14. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"

    I said, "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."
     
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  15. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
     
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