Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
Shouldn't that be 3 penises?
Isn’t that the actual name of the BeeGees?
I spent New Years Eve knocking back whiskey and lemonades like there was no tomorrow. It was the worst hangover I've ever had, I really thought I was going to die.
I don't think I'll be able to face any lemonade ever again.
Isn't the plural "Peni"?
Teeny Weeny Peni too.
My wife reckons I've got an obsession with Sinead O'Connor so I went to the doctors. Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?
When I first realised I'd got tickets to see a female Tommy Cooper/Monkees tribute act, I was sceptical.
But then I saw her fez.
Two bees? Or not two bees? That is the question.
I didn't believe that Peter Tork was dead. Then I saw the news, now I'm a bereaver
The wife says she's leaving me because I've put CCTV all round the house.
I can see where she's coming from.
A man who took Ryanair to court over his lost luggage has lost his case.
A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I said, "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
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