Any good jokes ... ?
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AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Elvis has changed a bit.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Do you have a favourite scene from your favourite film which you replay over and over again?
I love my wedding video. But I play it in reverse: the best bit being when I take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out the church and go to the pub to be with all my mates.
I love my wedding video. But I play it in reverse: the best bit being when I take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out the church and go to the pub to be with all my mates.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev are in a train traveling across the taiga. Suddenly Lenin dies and the train comes to a screeching halt, the Soviet Union is no longer moving forward.
Stalin declares that he will resolve the situation and leaves the train car. There is a loud bang and Stalin returns, claiming: "I have shot the treasonous train driver, we should be moving any moment now."
Nothing happens, so Khrushchev takes over. He tells the others he will get the train moving again and leaves the train car. After a short while he returns and proclaims: "I have rehabilitated the train driver and declared him a hero of the Soviet Union, the train will move soon."
Again, nothing happens and Brezhnev stands up, closes the blinds and proclaims: "The train is moving forward!"
Stalin declares that he will resolve the situation and leaves the train car. There is a loud bang and Stalin returns, claiming: "I have shot the treasonous train driver, we should be moving any moment now."
Nothing happens, so Khrushchev takes over. He tells the others he will get the train moving again and leaves the train car. After a short while he returns and proclaims: "I have rehabilitated the train driver and declared him a hero of the Soviet Union, the train will move soon."
Again, nothing happens and Brezhnev stands up, closes the blinds and proclaims: "The train is moving forward!"
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she laughed.
“It does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
“It does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Mr Celine
Discordian
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- Waxing my moustache
I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki. I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair.
betty swollocks
large member
betty swollocks
large member
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
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Stop Russain it & you will work it out
