Any good jokes ... ?

[guitarpete247]

"Do you like Kipling?"

"I don't know. I've never Kippled.."

I asked this girl if she liked Dickens?
She replied. "I don't know. I've never been to one."

 

[Madcycli5t]

Riding up a hill used to feel like the road was lifting me up now I have to change down a gear or three and keep the pedals spinning but I still ride up grades

 

[Smokin Joe]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"

 

[Threevok]

That new Nemo v Dory film is a bit intense

 

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[Cavalol]

There's a rumour going round that Spandau Ballet are going to re-release an old single.

I hope it's not True.

 

[Smokin Joe]

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[Salty seadog]

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The colours

 

[Smokin Joe]

The colours

Very nice colours, if you like that sort of thing.

But I still don't get it.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Smokin Joe]

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I should never have asked....

 

[Cavalol]

Went out with a woman who's a dentist last night. She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months

 

[Cavalol]

Just Googled 'Led Zeppelin reunion'.

It came back with 'Page not found'

 

[Cavalol]

Thanks to a misunderstanding, my cupboards are now full of eggs, milk and flour.


I’ve been pancake buying.

 

[Cavalol]

Been listening to The Doors all day today.



I must dig out that tin of WD40.