Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

If you visit Windermere, besides the lake, there's also a small town - which is an added Bowness.

 

[Llankey43]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone..............
Then it dawned on me

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[simon the viking]

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and .... Nicked for facebook...

 

[simon the viking]

Susan... Did you come up with a name for that new revolving table centre?

..... No I couldn't be ars*d

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

and .... Nicked for facebook...

Most likely nicked from Facebook...

 

[Chris S]

Went out with a woman who's a dentist last night. She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months

I went out with an optician once. She kept asking is it better with the lights on or is it better with the lights off?

 

[Cavalol]

Computer: ‘Create password’
Me: ‘Geoff’
Computer: ‘Password must be stronger’
Me: ‘Geoff Capes’

 

[Cavalol]

A lorry load of ballroom dancing costumes has overturned on the M1.

Police are advising motorists to go slow, slow, quick quick slow.

 

[raleighnut]

A lorry load of ballroom dancing costumes has overturned on the M1.

Police are advising motorists to go slow, slow, quick quick slow.

Telling drivers to 'Foxtrot Oscar"

 

[morrisman]

Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.

 

[colly]

 

[Electric_Andy]

I went out with an optician once. She kept asking is it better with the lights on or is it better with the lights off?

Or about the same?

 

[Cavalol]

Brine is a salt water solution. Except in Northern Ireland, where it's also a colour.

 

[colly]

Doctor: Sir you.......

Patient: It is Madam...

Doctor: I do apologise....Madam....you have testicular cancer.