Any good jokes ... ?

[LeetleGreyCells]

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Spoiler

Dressed up like a million dollar trouper,
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)...

 

[Cavalol]

The police came to the door and asked if was familiar with the letters HB?
I said, 'No, I'm not'
How about LS?
'No'
What about JD?
I said, 'hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something'?
No, these are just initial enquiries.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Crackers?

 

[Andy_R]

Crackers?

Spoiler

Putin on the Ritz

 

[colly]

I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.





I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

 

[colly]

Those scientists proclaiming graphene to be the thinnest black material ever developed have obviously never bought Aldi value bin liners.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What do you call a snake on your windscreen?
A windscreen viper!

 

[Smokin Joe]

What do you call a snake on your windscreen?
A windscreen viper!

 

[colly]

Whilst Fred Astaire danced gracefully down the stairs with a young lady, his brother Stan slowly carried an old woman up them....

 

[Cavalol]

Jon Bon Jovi's bed is a disgrace. He doesn't care if he makes it, or not.

 

[Cavalol]

Dad are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[PeteXXX]

"Do you like Kipling?"

"I don't know. I've never Kippled.."

 

[colly]

I was taking the micky out of this bloke who was wearing some ridiculous wig the other day. He had the last laugh though......sentenced me to 3 years.

 

[colly]

I went into Toy shop earlier, I said to the assistant: "Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?"


He said, "Aisle B, back."