Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. oldfatfool

    oldfatfool Veteran

    Whats better than daffodils on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
    benb, Oldbloke, Chris S and 1 other person like this.
  2. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Oldbloke, raleighnut, Dave7 and 2 others like this.
  3. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    County Durham
    Wow. After 7 years of medical training & hard work, my friend has been fired because he slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) & now can no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time & money.

    A genuinely nice guy & a brilliant vet.
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  4. Grant Fondo

    Grant Fondo 'Real Life, and Postcard Views, Europe Endless'

    What do you call a black man flying a plane?

    A pilot, you rascist!
  5. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    I see the Italian branch of Heinz Soups has gone into administroni.
  6. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    I killed a chicken last week.

    Now I’m being haunted by a poultrygeist.
  7. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    South Wales
    Can't stop giggling at this one :laugh:
  8. Dirk

    Dirk If 6 Was 9

    Devon's Gold Coast
  9. Llankey43

    Llankey43 Active Member

    What's pink and hard..........

    Financial times crossword
    Threevok, Chris S, Oldbloke and 3 others like this.
  10. burntoutbanger

    burntoutbanger Senior Member

    And Mummy helps Daddy with it in the morning...
    Threevok, Smokin Joe, Chris S and 6 others like this.
  11. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

  12. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
  13. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
  14. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
    I have seen this before and actually had to explain it to someone :wacko:
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  15. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    A dog has learned to play the trumpet on the London underground.

    He's went from barking to tooting.
    Mrs M, Salty seadog, Chris S and 6 others like this.
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