Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
There was an explosion early this morning at the pie shop.
I'm going to start eating these range eggs you see. No idea what they taste like but you never have to pay for them.
How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?
The correct term is 'replace', actually.
My friend is in hospital today after seriously burning incident, due to his obsession with taking photos of himself by a boiling kettle.
The doctors believe he has serious selfie steam issues.
According to Wikipedia the Moray Firth is a good place to see dolphins and porpoises.
I went for a walk along the cliffs at Cullen but [cetacean needed].
An actual article in last Saturday's Torygraph: " Does your dog need a fitness tracker?"
Unbelievable, just unbelievable
Took two of my sons to the cinema earlier. Went to pay for my Pic n Mix - only to be told they don’t accept £50 notes. Had to give her two twenties and a tenner instead.
I stopped at the motorway services, went in the shop and picked up a small bottle of coke , a bag of crisp and a mars bar, at the till I said to the cashier ….sorry I only have a twenty pound note, she said...…. that's ok you can put the crisp back
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
What's brown and sticky?
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
What ticks on the wall?
Separate names with a comma.