Any good jokes ... ?

[bruce1530]

What ticks on the wall?



Ticky Tape.

 

[oldfatfool]

Whats better than daffodils on your piano? Tulips on your organ.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Andy_R]

Wow. After 7 years of medical training & hard work, my friend has been fired because he slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) & now can no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time & money.

A genuinely nice guy & a brilliant vet.

 

[Grant Fondo]

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you rascist!

 

[Cavalol]

I see the Italian branch of Heinz Soups has gone into administroni.

 

[Cavalol]

I killed a chicken last week.

Now I’m being haunted by a poultrygeist.

 

[Threevok]

I see the Italian branch of Heinz Soups has gone into administroni.

Can't stop giggling at this one

 

[Dirk]

 

[Llankey43]

What's pink and hard..........




Financial times crossword

 

[burntoutbanger]

What's pink and hard..........




Financial times crossword

And Mummy helps Daddy with it in the morning...

 

[PaulB]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Lullabelle]

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I have seen this before and actually had to explain it to someone