Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    There was an explosion early this morning at the pie shop.

    3.14159265 dead.
  2. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    I'm going to start eating these range eggs you see. No idea what they taste like but you never have to pay for them.
    Threevok, Seevio, Fnaar and 3 others like this.
  3. PaulB

    PaulB Legendary Member

    How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?

    The correct term is 'replace', actually.
  4. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    My friend is in hospital today after seriously burning incident, due to his obsession with taking photos of himself by a boiling kettle.

    The doctors believe he has serious selfie steam issues.
  5. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
  6. Mr Celine

    Mr Celine Discordian

    According to Wikipedia the Moray Firth is a good place to see dolphins and porpoises.

    I went for a walk along the cliffs at Cullen but [cetacean needed].
  7. Maverick Goose

    Maverick Goose A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place

    An actual article in last Saturday's Torygraph: " Does your dog need a fitness tracker?":reading:
    Oldbloke, Fnaar and Pat "5mph" like this.
  8. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  9. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Unbelievable, just unbelievable

    Took two of my sons to the cinema earlier. Went to pay for my Pic n Mix - only to be told they don’t accept £50 notes. Had to give her two twenties and a tenner instead.
    postman, Threevok, Chris S and 2 others like this.
  10. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    I stopped at the motorway services, went in the shop and picked up a small bottle of coke , a bag of crisp and a mars bar, at the till I said to the cashier ….sorry I only have a twenty pound note, she said...…. that's ok you can put the crisp back :eek:
  11. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...

    What's brown and sounds like a bell?

    Wixsteman, Chris S, rikki and 3 others like this.
  12. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

  13. burntoutbanger

    burntoutbanger Senior Member

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
    Chris S and PeteXXX like this.
  14. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...

    What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

    A stick...
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  15. bruce1530

    bruce1530 Veteran

    What ticks on the wall?

    Ticky Tape.
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