Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for getting a pure bread dog.
I read that taking your bike to work everyday is good for you and the environment, so I thought, why not? I'm not using that roof rack for anything else.
Was at a concert in Hawaii last year, celebrating the career of the woman who sang 'Boom Bang a Bang'.
I went to honour Lulu.
"Urgh, this coffee tastes like mud"
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground"
This reminds me of a true story. In the early days of Radio Clyde, they announced a write in competition.
“To win the prize, just answer this question: who sang Boom Bang A Bang in the Eurovision Song Contest”.
“Send your answers on a postcard to Lulu Competition, Radio Clyde, Box 261, Glasgow”
Archaeologists excavating a pyramid, in Egypt, have unearthed a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.
They believe it to be a Pharaoh Rocher...
There's just no pleasing my wife. One minute it's 'let's get married in a castle' next she's moaning when the kids start bouncing in it.
From God's Twitter account
Artificial intelligence isn't a threat to humanity. Natural stupidity is.
As I suspected.......some evil person has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens !!
Third time for this gem.
There’s just no pleasing my wife. I just mentioned that I thought black fingernails looked sexy.
Now she’s saying I shut her hand in the car door on purpose..,
Now......I can understand you thinking aha, I've seen that one before but how do you trawl back to find it/them ?
use the search box, top right, under your username
Separate names with a comma.