Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
    I guess that's what I get for getting a pure bread dog.
     
  2. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    I read that taking your bike to work everyday is good for you and the environment, so I thought, why not? I'm not using that roof rack for anything else.
     
  3. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Was at a concert in Hawaii last year, celebrating the career of the woman who sang 'Boom Bang a Bang'.

    I went to honour Lulu.
     
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  4. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    "Urgh, this coffee tastes like mud"
    "Yes sir, it's fresh ground"
     
  5. bruce1530

    bruce1530 Veteran

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    This reminds me of a true story. In the early days of Radio Clyde, they announced a write in competition.

    “To win the prize, just answer this question: who sang Boom Bang A Bang in the Eurovision Song Contest”.

    “Send your answers on a postcard to Lulu Competition, Radio Clyde, Box 261, Glasgow”
     
  6. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

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  7. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...

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    Hamtun
    Archaeologists excavating a pyramid, in Egypt, have unearthed a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

    They believe it to be a Pharaoh Rocher...

    :tongue:
     
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  8. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    There's just no pleasing my wife. One minute it's 'let's get married in a castle' next she's moaning when the kids start bouncing in it.
     
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  9. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    From God's Twitter account

    Artificial intelligence isn't a threat to humanity. Natural stupidity is.
     
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  10. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    Cheshire
    As I suspected.......some evil person has been adding soil to my garden.

    The plot thickens !!
     
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  11. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Epsom
    Third time for this gem.

     
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  12. bruce1530

    bruce1530 Veteran

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    Ayrshire
    There’s just no pleasing my wife. I just mentioned that I thought black fingernails looked sexy.

    Now she’s saying I shut her hand in the car door on purpose..,
     
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  13. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    Cheshire
    Now......I can understand you thinking aha, I've seen that one before but how do you trawl back to find it/them ?
     
  14. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    use the search box, top right, under your username
     
  15. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Epsom
    I searched for "thickens" in the search box at the top of the page, having selected "search this thread only".
    Then just added them to multiquote so they'd appear in the reply.
     
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