Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    I searched for "thickens" in the search box at the top of the page, having selected "search this thread only".
    Then just added them to multiquote so they'd appear in the reply.
     
  2. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    I am tempted to add.....the next question is why?? but I admire your tenacity ^_^.
    Try not to ruin the one I am about to post :sad:
     
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  3. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    I am in the next AmDram, playing the part of a certain Mrs Puddleduck.

    Jemima?

    No, I am doing the voice as well.
     
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  4. Life is too short to search for repeated jokes.
     
  5. Threevok

    Threevok Purveyor of Quality Meets

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    South Wales
    I was going to tell my Strava joke, but I won't bother now, seeing as it's a running gag
     
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  6. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Everyone needs a hobby
     
  7. PK99

    PK99 Guru

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    Life is too short to search for repeated jokes.
     
    Mr Celine, Cavalol, srw and 9 others like this.
  8. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  9. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    I don't get that one.
     
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  10. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    The pun jokes in this thread make me feel numb, but the maths ones make me feel number.
     
  11. AndyRM

    AndyRM XOXO

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    Whitley Bay
    "Your coat, sir."
     
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  12. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

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    County Durham
    To the man with no legs who stole my camouflage jacket - you can hide, but you can't run.
     
  13. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    I have just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.
    It's a step by step guide.
     
  14. screenman

    screenman Legendary Member

    Is the bike still for sale?
    Yes.
    How low will you go on it?
    Well, anything less than 2mph and you may fall off.
     
  15. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Did you know they won't show 'the Flintstones in Dubai, but Abu Dhabi do?
     
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