Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[EltonFrog]

Arguing with The Fragrant MrsP is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on a website. In the end I just give up and go “I Agree”.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

A Roman walks into a bar and sticks two fingers up to the barman.

The barman says "Why did you do that?".

The Roman replies "I'd like a beer for myself and my four friends".

^^^^ Groan!

I, for one, am a huge fan of Roman numeral puns.

 

[CharlesF]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

The patron saint of additional email recipients is Francis of a CC.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The 'C' programming language had a ++ operator that incremented a value.
When an enhanced version of 'C' was developed it was named C++.
COBOL is a very old verbose programming language. If you wanted to increment a value then you had to type 'ADD ONE TO'.
So an enhanced version of COBOL could be known as ADD ONE TO COBOL.

Thanks for that. I would never have got it.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

The patron saint of camera surveillance is Francis of a CCTV.

 

[betty swollocks]

The patron saint of camera surveillance is Francis of a CCTV.

And the patron saint of horses is Francis of a geegee.

 

[betty swollocks]

If satan goes bald, there will be hell toupee.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[EltonFrog]

The Fragrant MrsP has got a new diet app on her phone, she entered what she ate last yesterday and it sent an ambulance to the house!

 

[betty swollocks]

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.
I think I have a stalker.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]