Any good jokes ... ?

Dayvo

Just passin' through
Location
oSLo
The patron saint of old sailors' songs is Francis of a Si Shanty.
 

Diogenes

brr, summer's over
The patron saint of hemorrhoid cream is St Francis of Ass Eases
 

Rezillo

TwoSheds
Location
Suffolk
Blimey - that joke has been re-purposed from something even older.

How many ears does Davy Crockett have? A left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier.

[sings: Daveee Crocket, Daveee Crockett, king of the wild frontier]
[edit] and now I've got Champion the Wonderhorse AND Casey Jones as earworms
 
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