Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
My telly's just blown up.
Wish I could afford a real one.
Can you help me with this clue in my crossword puzzle?
2 across: Where they nailed Jesus.
Wouldn't work, as a verbal
I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
So I turned it into wine.
I have an Elton John pun.
It's a little bit funny.
TO BE FRANK, I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME
Woke up to find the Police at the foot of my hospital bed. They were singing 'Don't stand so colostomy'
Same for me. It's throttle, I think.
Cannonballs obviously a popular analogy of the time because......
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of .......(full volume to great annoyance of everyone else present) Champion the Wonder Horse!
Champion the Wonder Horse!
I can still sing most of that song, and now that's set off both Torchy the Battery Boy and Fireball XL5.
Don't get married, just find somebody you don't like and buy them a house.
Can I award that "todays double like".
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