Any good jokes ... ?

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  1. Oldfentiger

    Oldfentiger Über Member

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    Throttle ^_^
     
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  2. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

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  3. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    My telly's just blown up.


    Wish I could afford a real one.
     
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  4. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    Can you help me with this clue in my crossword puzzle?

    2 across: Where they nailed Jesus.
     
  5. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

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    Glasgow
    I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"


    So I turned it into wine.
     
  6. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    Leeds
    I have an Elton John pun.

    It's a little bit funny.
     
  7. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    Leeds
    TO BE FRANK, I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME
     
  8. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    Woke up to find the Police at the foot of my hospital bed. They were singing 'Don't stand so colostomy'
     
  9. glasgowcyclist

    glasgowcyclist Charming but somewhat feckless

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    Scotland
    Keep up!

     
  10. Rezillo

    Rezillo TwoSheds

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    Suffolk
    Same for me. It's throttle, I think.

    Cannonballs obviously a popular analogy of the time because......

    Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
    You'll hear about him everywhere you go
    The time will come when everyone will know
    The name of .......(full volume to great annoyance of everyone else present) Champion the Wonder Horse!
    Champion the Wonder Horse!

    I can still sing most of that song, and now that's set off both Torchy the Battery Boy and Fireball XL5.
     
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  11. Chris S

    Chris S Guru

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    Don't get married, just find somebody you don't like and buy them a house.
     
  12. ozboz

    ozboz Über Member

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  13. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

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  14. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

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    Cheshire
    Can I award that "todays double like".
     
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