Any good jokes ... ?

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PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
Sit on the naughty step. face away.
^_^
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
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betty swollocks

large member
Clint Eastwood had an alfalfa field. He instructed his farm manager, to cut it down.

“Go ahead. Make my hay.”
 
My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
 

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
Mahatma Gandhi was well known around India, well before he became a player on the world stage.
He was instantly recognised where ever he went, due to his habit of walking barefoot everywhere and having the appearance of a somewhat frail old holy man. He also had a terrible diet and poor dental hygiene.
This led to children running ahead of him, to announce his arrival at their villages, singing - 'It's.......Supercallousedfragilemysticplaguedwithhalitosis'..............
 
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