Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
Answer - Hands and feet doesn't fit
Coming out of Asda this morning, there was a woman crying her eyes out. She'd lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50.
I don't usually do that kind of thing, but I felt generous, as I'd just found £2,000 in the car park.
Watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night and all of a sudden the guy on the triangle disappeared.
Just read that the UK prison population is ballooning. What sort of message does that send out when hardened criminals are allowed such expensive treats?
An old mate of mine just got divorced he got 50% of the house,she got the inside he got the outside.
Mrs Postman has gone ballistic.I decided to do some diy ,i fancied knocking two rooms in to one.It appears the dining room and bedroom is not a good idea.
My wife just said that she doesn't know what the cloning machine does.
I said, "That makes two of us."
Just been thrown out of the vegan restaurant. Turns out it was a florists.
Last evening, my neighbour yelled so loudly, that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed.
My friend has been up in court for defacing library books, he was discovered tippexing all the full stops out, the judge said he should expect a long sentence.
I was taken to court for refusing to have an afternoon nap, charges with Resisting Arrest
∆∆∆∆ Someone's been listening to "The Pin". on 4 Extra.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm the lead singer in a ‘Black Eyed Peas’ tribute band”
“I find that hard to believe”
“Well I am”.
Why don't ants often get sick?
Because they have anty bodies..
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