Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    South Wales
    The patron saint of people not in love is St Francis of 10cc
     
  2. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    What do you call a Welshmen selling four sheep ?

    Pedwar Pimp
     
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  3. DaveReading

    DaveReading Veteran

    I remember being told that one when I was three. In those days it was a wild one.

     
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  4. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    I like the patron saint of drunk Glaswegians St Francis of a see you Jimmy
     
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  5. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    The patron saint of simple things to do is St Francis of Is easy.
     
  6. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    The patron saint of cycling forums is St Francis of CC.
     
  7. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    The patron saint of hemorrhoid cream is St Francis of Ass Eases
     
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  8. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.
     
  9. oldfatfool

    oldfatfool Veteran

    The patron saint of tuning kit is St. Francis of Essesse
     
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  10. midlife

    midlife Guru

    Next door to this place in Carlisle.....

    fir_kew_hall.jpg
     
  11. Rezillo

    Rezillo TwoSheds

    Location:
    Suffolk
    Blimey - that joke has been re-purposed from something even older.

    How many ears does Davy Crockett have? A left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier.

    [sings: Daveee Crocket, Daveee Crockett, king of the wild frontier]
     
  12. Rezillo

    Rezillo TwoSheds

    Location:
    Suffolk
    [edit] and now I've got Champion the Wonderhorse AND Casey Jones as earworms
     
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  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    Word is that Ru Paul is marrying Olly Murs. It’s only what I’ve heard.
     
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  14. DRM

    DRM Über Member

    Location:
    West Yorks
    I’ve went into the bank, went up to the teller, hand over all your money, this is a cock up I said, what’s that, she said, don’t you mean it’s a hold up? No it’s a cock up, I’ve forgotten my gun
     
  15. swee'pea99

    swee'pea99 Legendary Member

    Casey Jones! A reelin' and a rollin'
    Casey Jones! You never have to guess.
    When you hear, the tootin' of the whistle
    It's Casey at the (something) of the Cannonball Express.

    After 50 years ^_^
     
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