Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
The patron saint of people not in love is St Francis of 10cc
What do you call a Welshmen selling four sheep ?
I remember being told that one when I was three. In those days it was a wild one.
I like the patron saint of drunk Glaswegians St Francis of a see you Jimmy
The patron saint of simple things to do is St Francis of Is easy.
The patron saint of cycling forums is St Francis of CC.
The patron saint of hemorrhoid cream is St Francis of Ass Eases
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.
The patron saint of tuning kit is St. Francis of Essesse
Next door to this place in Carlisle.....
Blimey - that joke has been re-purposed from something even older.
How many ears does Davy Crockett have? A left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier.
[sings: Daveee Crocket, Daveee Crockett, king of the wild frontier]
 and now I've got Champion the Wonderhorse AND Casey Jones as earworms
Word is that Ru Paul is marrying Olly Murs. It’s only what I’ve heard.
I’ve went into the bank, went up to the teller, hand over all your money, this is a cock up I said, what’s that, she said, don’t you mean it’s a hold up? No it’s a cock up, I’ve forgotten my gun
Casey Jones! A reelin' and a rollin'
Casey Jones! You never have to guess.
When you hear, the tootin' of the whistle
It's Casey at the (something) of the Cannonball Express.
After 50 years
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