Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. screenman

    screenman Legendary Member

    I lent a mate of mine £10,000 to have plastic surgery, not seen him since.
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  2. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Sooner or later I'm going to get into real trouble!

    postman, Cavalol, Chris S and 8 others like this.
  3. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

  4. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    My mate died because the report said he had Type-A blood
    Unfortunately it was a Type-O
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  5. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

    Warning Warning
    Look away now if you dont like really bad jokes.

    I went into my local record shop and asked "do you have anything by the doors"
    She said "yes, we have a bucket and a fire extinguisher".
  6. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ... Photo Winner

    King Solomon's Mine...

    That's OK, you can have him.
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  7. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    My wife has left me because I can’t understand the concept of a dairy product obtainable by coagulating milk with an acidic substance.

    I’m confused and I don’t understand what’s a curd.
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  8. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    Arson? Oh! you mean crime brûlée
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  9. colly

    colly Re member eR

    A breathtaking view of the Milky Way taken from Mars.

  10. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Meanwood ,Leeds
    I was eating some German Christmas cake.When i was asked is that stollen,no i said i paid for it with the latte.
  11. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    I got fired from the zoo today for talking to Jumbo
    Apparently I am not allowed to address the elephant in the room
  12. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Meanwood ,Leeds
    Mrs P has just caught me having a nip of gin ,out of the drinks cupboard.You cannot have that,
    Because it's Gordon's.

    I'll get my coat.
  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Cashew - the sound of a nut sneezing.
  14. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

    If Barack Obama and Donald Trump were both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, where would you and Obama get lunch afterwards?
  15. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Cheap but you can have that one.
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