Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
I lent a mate of mine £10,000 to have plastic surgery, not seen him since.
Sooner or later I'm going to get into real trouble!
My mate died because the report said he had Type-A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
Look away now if you dont like really bad jokes.
I went into my local record shop and asked "do you have anything by the doors"
She said "yes, we have a bucket and a fire extinguisher".
King Solomon's Mine...
That's OK, you can have him.
My wife has left me because I can’t understand the concept of a dairy product obtainable by coagulating milk with an acidic substance.
I’m confused and I don’t understand what’s a curd.
Arson? Oh! you mean crime brûlée
A breathtaking view of the Milky Way taken from Mars.
I was eating some German Christmas cake.When i was asked is that stollen,no i said i paid for it with the latte.
I got fired from the zoo today for talking to Jumbo
Apparently I am not allowed to address the elephant in the room
Mrs P has just caught me having a nip of gin ,out of the drinks cupboard.You cannot have that,
Because it's Gordon's.
I'll get my coat.
Cashew - the sound of a nut sneezing.
If Barack Obama and Donald Trump were both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, where would you and Obama get lunch afterwards?
Cheap but you can have that one.
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