Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    I have just turned my Gold fish tank in to a tropical tank for only £5. How you might ask?


    I filled it with 5 bottles of Lilt, now its totally tropical.
     
  2. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  3. Chris S

    Chris S Guru

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    My wife called me a 'lazy bastard' the last time I went shopping with her.
    I nearly fell out of the trolley.
     
  4. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    I'm thinking thread ban.......
     
  5. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    Dogs can not operate MRI machines ...
    ... but cats can
     
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  6. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Epsom
    Too lenient. How about launching Cavalol into deep space?
     
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  7. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

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    Glasgow
    I asked my wife why she married me.


    She said “Because you’re really funny.”


    I said: “I thought it was because I’m good in bed.”


    She said: “See? You’re hilarious.”
     
  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  9. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

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  10. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    Leeds
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    Whatever will they think of next ?
     
  11. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    oSLo
  12. Supersuperleeds

    Supersuperleeds Guru

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    Leicester
    I took this one a few weeks ago whilst out on a ride:

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  13. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

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    County Durham
    Just what @Drago needs for his y-fronts
     
    Dayvo, Chris S, colly and 2 others like this.
  14. Oldbloke

    Oldbloke Guru

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    Mayenne, France
    xx(xx(xx(xx( Where's that mind bleach?
     
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  15. tribanjules

    tribanjules Über Member

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    Birmingham
    Are you staining his reputation ?
     
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