Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. guitarpete247

    guitarpete247 Just about surviving

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    Only if he lands on Boris.
     
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  2. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    "My sister's handwriting is terrible, is that an 'o' or an 'i' ?"

    "It's the letter 'o' dear."

    "Oh my God! My brother-in-law's shot himself."
     
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  3. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ... Photo Winner

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    Hamtun
    'Sensual' is using a feather.

    'Perverted' is using the whole chicken.

    :smooch:
     
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  4. Arjimlad

    Arjimlad Tights of Cydonia

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  5. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

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  6. PaulB

    PaulB Legendary Member

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    Colne
    I really hate my new John Denver GPS. While it may well take me home, it's always down some country roads.
     
  7. PK99

    PK99 Guru

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    SW19
  8. Arjimlad

    Arjimlad Tights of Cydonia

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    South Glos
    That's not a joke, it's an explanation!
     
  9. Zeffer

    Zeffer Senior Member

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    Leamington Spa
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  10. Zeffer

    Zeffer Senior Member

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    Leamington Spa
    Not funny, but definitely a joke. Especially for the woman with a double buggy!
     
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  11. Where did you get a diagram of @biggs682 's shed!
     
  12. PK99

    PK99 Guru

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    SW19
    That's not a joke it's an outrage!
     
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  13. screenman

    screenman Legendary Member

  14. guitarpete247

    guitarpete247 Just about surviving

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    Leicestershire
    Thing youngest granddaughter always asks, when she comes for tea, "What's for pudding?"
     
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  15. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Epsom
    "amusing" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.
     
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