Any good jokes ... ?

If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion...
They would call it crucifact.
 

PaulB

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Location
Colne
Oh dear, your poor knowledge of football shows there. Firstly, that's Liam Brady and secondly, Arsenal never had a player called David Dicks. https://www.dnbstories.com/2018/03/arsenal-to-play-without-dicks-true-story.html

Graeme Souness once made a colossal error in taking JULIAN Dicks from West Ham but he was so awful, it seemed totally appropriate to sing 'Dicks out' whenever Souness was stupid enough to besmirch our team by actually putting him on the pitch.
 
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tyred

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Location
Ireland
I cycled to the off licence this afternoon and purchased a bottle of whiskey. I placed the bottle in the basket.

I mounted the bicycle and was just about to leave and the thought occurred to me that if I were to fall off, the bottle would break.

Just to be on the safe side, I drank all the whiskey before cycling home.

I'm pleased I had the foresight to have made this decision as I fell off several times as I made my way home.
 
Oh dear, your poor knowledge of football shows there. Firstly, that's Liam Brady and secondly, Arsenal never had a player called David Dicks. https://www.dnbstories.com/2018/03/arsenal-to-play-without-dicks-true-story.html

Graeme Souness once made a colossal error in taking JULIAN Dicks from West Ham but he was so awful, it seemed totally appropriate to sing 'Dicks out' whenever Souness was stupid enough to besmirch our team by actually putting him on the pitch.
I suspect that the joke has got as mangled as the football knowledge. It was probably supposed to be something like "get that dick off".

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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
Apiculture B
Bee t me to it....
 

Smokin Joe

Legendary Member
Oh dear, your poor knowledge of football shows there. Firstly, that's Liam Brady and secondly, Arsenal never had a player called David Dicks. https://www.dnbstories.com/2018/03/arsenal-to-play-without-dicks-true-story.html

Graeme Souness once made a colossal error in taking JULIAN Dicks from West Ham but he was so awful, it seemed totally appropriate to sing 'Dicks out' whenever Souness was stupid enough to besmirch our team by actually putting him on the pitch.
My bad.

But I only copied the feckin' thing.
 
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