Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    He has a reputation?
     
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  2. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

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  3. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    Back in the day, Mrs V would bring me my pipe and slippers

    Of course, in these enlightened times, everything has changed

    Now she brings me my spliff and flip-flops
     
  4. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

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    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

  6. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  7. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

  8. Profpointy

    Profpointy Guru

    That is so applicable to a former colleague of mine.

    Just to be clear, he was a happily married family man, but he did meet a lot of nurses due to cycling. I recall one conversation which started "my neurosurgeon advises ... "
     
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  9. LeetleGreyCells

    LeetleGreyCells Cycliste en formation

  10. JtB

    JtB Executive Rooster

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    Surely that’s a poor knowledge of anatomy.
     
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  11. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Spot on.
    It should have said "... has always been my Perseus' Heel" or something along those lines
     
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  12. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    The trouble with Achilles was he didn't know his arse from his elbow
     
  13. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    tooth.JPG Show your kids a photo of the tooth fairy. It will save you a fortune.
     
  14. If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion...
    They would call it crucifact.
     
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