Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

falling off a cliff by Eileen dover

 

[AndyRM]

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila!

 

[mistyoptic]

Mr Kowalczyk went to the Police Station.
He said the the desk sergeant "I need the help of the Police"
"Why?" came the reply
"My wife is trying to kill me" said the complainant, "Come to my house and I'll prove it to you".
After the paperwork was completed, a constable duly accompanied Mr Kowalczyk to his home.
"Look in the pantry" exclaimed the chap. "the evidence is there!"
The constable checked carefully but could find nothing suspicious.
"Look on the shelf" he was told. There, in the middle. Look at that bottle!"
The policeman checked and then he understood. On the shelf was a bottle labelled "Polish remover"

I'll get my coat

 

[colly]

I though to myself 'Yeah that's all very well but what about the carbon footprint???'

 

[Speicher]

Car Mechanics Double A

Spanish C

 

[Dayvo]

Waiting - Q

 

[Dayvo]

Golf - T

 

[colly]

Bumble B

 

[Dayvo]

Maths +/-

 

[Cavalol]

If any of you bought my microphone mount that attaches directly onto the front of a PA speaker cabinet on eBay, I'd really appreciate some feedback.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Too lenient. How about launching Cavalol into deep space?

Pull your ears open, I'm coming in!

 

[Cavalol]

My pet rottweiler was thrown out of the pub last night for singing "It's oh so quiet" on karaoke.

His Bjork is worse than his bite

 

[morrisman]

I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens.
Not as a full time job just a way to make hens meet.

 

[8mph]

How do you know if someone is a vegan?





Oh...they will tell you.