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Smokin Joe

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Smokin Joe

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benb

Evidence based cyclist
Location
Epsom
Surely that’s a poor knowledge of anatomy.

Spot on.
It should have said "... has always been my Perseus' Heel" or something along those lines
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Oh dear, your poor knowledge of football shows there. Firstly, that's Liam Brady and secondly, Arsenal never had a player called David Dicks. https://www.dnbstories.com/2018/03/arsenal-to-play-without-dicks-true-story.html

Graeme Souness once made a colossal error in taking JULIAN Dicks from West Ham but he was so awful, it seemed totally appropriate to sing 'Dicks out' whenever Souness was stupid enough to besmirch our team by actually putting him on the pitch.
 
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tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
I cycled to the off licence this afternoon and purchased a bottle of whiskey. I placed the bottle in the basket.

I mounted the bicycle and was just about to leave and the thought occurred to me that if I were to fall off, the bottle would break.

Just to be on the safe side, I drank all the whiskey before cycling home.

I'm pleased I had the foresight to have made this decision as I fell off several times as I made my way home.
 
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