Smokin Joe
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Any good jokes ... ?
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I wish to appeal against this joke,did the poster vote or not.If the poster did not vote please do not offer an opinion.
morrisman
Guru
Today, my friend went to walk her dog in the park as usual.
When she arrived at the gate, however, the park keeper stopped her.
"You can't come in, not with your dog", he said. "But he IS on a lead", she replied.
"No, sorry, not today, not even on a lead", said the keeper.
After a bit, a couple with a poodle came along. "Morning", said the keeper, and let them in.
They were followed by someone with an Alsatian, and they too walked in.
Then after that there came people with terriers, retrievers, a Doberman, and several others.
The keeper greeted them all, and let them in.
"But why won't you let ME in?", said my friend. "Sorry, I can't", said the keeper.
"But you let me in yesterday". "Yes, and I will again tomorrow".
"But why not TODAY!", said my friend. The keeper replied,
"Ah, but today's a —-Ban Collie Day!"
When she arrived at the gate, however, the park keeper stopped her.
"You can't come in, not with your dog", he said. "But he IS on a lead", she replied.
"No, sorry, not today, not even on a lead", said the keeper.
After a bit, a couple with a poodle came along. "Morning", said the keeper, and let them in.
They were followed by someone with an Alsatian, and they too walked in.
Then after that there came people with terriers, retrievers, a Doberman, and several others.
The keeper greeted them all, and let them in.
"But why won't you let ME in?", said my friend. "Sorry, I can't", said the keeper.
"But you let me in yesterday". "Yes, and I will again tomorrow".
"But why not TODAY!", said my friend. The keeper replied,
"Ah, but today's a —-Ban Collie Day!"
First, I got a tattoo on my cervical that said, "5"
Next, I got one on my thoracic that said, "4"
Then, I got one on my lumbar that said, "3"
After that, I got one on my sacrum that said, "2"
And now, I'm getting one on my coccyx that says, "1"
It's the Spinal Countdown.
Next, I got one on my thoracic that said, "4"
Then, I got one on my lumbar that said, "3"
After that, I got one on my sacrum that said, "2"
And now, I'm getting one on my coccyx that says, "1"
It's the Spinal Countdown.
morrisman
Guru
Yes the OP did vote but not to leave so the car crash is nothing to do with me.
goo_mason
Champion barbed-wire hurdler
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- Leith, Edinburgh
I'm so sad I keep writing letters to myself. Dear me.
betty swollocks
large member
My dog kept chasing people on a bike.
So we took his bike away from him.
Then he just sat in the garden and barked all day.
So we had to give him his bike back...
Because his bark was worse than his bike.
So we took his bike away from him.
Then he just sat in the garden and barked all day.
So we had to give him his bike back...
Because his bark was worse than his bike.
