Any good jokes ... ?

[vernon]

You have no sense of humour?

It's more cerebral that yours

 

[glasgowcyclist]

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands. He says that it is very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

Was it:

"This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."​

GC

 

[swee'pea99]

"I see you're admiring the watch. Nice, huh? My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." - from Woody Allen's onetime standup routine.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ok Vern, that's long enough, what's the punchline...

 

[colly]

You can find that on YouTube

Yes you can, but why would you want to?

 

[Speicher]

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands. He says that it is very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

It is a digital watch, so he told you the right time.

 

[colly]

I believe it is a free will, take it or leave it thing.

Er? Yes.

 

[TVC]

Is Vernon trying to out do Classic33 with mind numbing puzzles?

 

[Archie_tect]

Hardly.

 

[Archie_tect]

It is a digital watch, so he told you the right time.

Sigh...

 

[Speicher]

Sigh...

Do you think I might be right?

 

[Archie_tect]

Sadly yes
....but Vern, you've blown your credibility criticising the joke thread and coming out with that.

 

[vernon]

Sadly yes
....but Vern, you've blown your credibility criticising the joke thread and coming out with that.

I'm all for preserving the status quo.

 

[Archie_tect]

Go on then!

 

[colly]

Preserving Status Quo ?

Dear God no.